If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably wondered how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Well, wonder no more! According to the experts, a woodchuck could chuck about 700 pounds of wood in a day. That’s a lot of wood!

Of course, this is all theoretical. We don’t really know for sure how much wood a woodchuck could chuck because, well, woodchucks can’t chuck wood. But it’s fun to think about, right?