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How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

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If your cat is plotting to kill you, it will likely display some behaviors that are out of the ordinary. For example, it may start stalking you or following you around more than usual. Additionally, it may start making more direct eye contact with you and meowing in a low, deep voice. If your cat begins exhibiting any of these behaviors, it is important to be on alert and take precautions to protect yourself.