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Interviewer: Mr. Kerman, can you tell us about your recent alien sighting?

Jebediah Kerman: Yes, of course. It was truly a remarkable experience. I had just returned to Earth after a long mission in space when I saw something in the sky that I couldn’t explain. At first, I thought it might be a satellite or some other man-made object, but as it got closer, I realized it was something much more extraordinary.

Interviewer: Can you describe what you saw?

Jebediah Kerman: It was a large, metallic craft, unlike anything I had ever seen before. It was hovering in the air and seemed to be scanning the area with some kind of advanced technology. As it came closer, I could see that there were small, humanoid creatures moving around inside the craft. They appeared to be wearing some kind of suits or protective gear, and their movements were precise and calculated.

Interviewer: How did you feel when you saw the aliens?

Jebediah Kerman: Honestly, it was a mix of fear and amazement. I had always believed that there could be other life forms out there, but actually seeing them was a different story. The whole experience was both thrilling and unsettling.

Interviewer: Did you try to communicate with the aliens?

Jebediah Kerman: I did try to make contact with them, but unfortunately, I was unable to establish any kind of communication. It seemed like they were not interested in interacting with me or any other humans. After a few moments, the craft suddenly lifted off and disappeared into the sky.

Interviewer: Have you reported this sighting to any government agencies or other organizations?

Jebediah Kerman: Yes, I immediately reported the sighting to my superiors at NASA, as well as to various scientific organizations and government agencies. I believe that it’s important to share this information and to try to learn as much as we can about these extraterrestrial beings.

Interviewer: Thank you for sharing your experience with us, Mr. Kerman. It’s truly fascinating to hear about your encounter with these aliens.

Jebediah Kerman: You’re welcome. It’s been a privilege to share my story with you and your audience. I hope that we can continue to explore and discover more about the vast and mysterious universe that surrounds us.